I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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