Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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