My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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