The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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