My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You're like the curious george of whores
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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