It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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