I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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