...so i touched it.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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