i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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