You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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