Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've blown a few things in my day
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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