Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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