It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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