I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.