is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
farters have to be the big spoon...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival