i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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