Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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