Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You can make out without kissing
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