On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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