He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
wow bdsm is so cute
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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