Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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