I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
babies were throwing up all over the place
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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