i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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