I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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