Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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