What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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