I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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