you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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