i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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