There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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