Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
