At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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