Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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