we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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