ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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