im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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