best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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