My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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