happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Damn victory sex feels great
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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