Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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