So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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