At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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