When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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