I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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