so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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