Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We have so much sex to catch up on
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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