just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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