I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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