What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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