Princesses don't give blow jobs
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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