so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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