you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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