i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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