i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I have fence marks all over my body
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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