okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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