I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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