well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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