New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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