office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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